Okay, hypothetically, if you're going on a mission to, say, catch a guilty whale. And while you were catching the whale, you saw something else that may be another whale, and you were like, "What?" But then you thought, "Maybe it's not a whale. Maybe it's a big fish. Maybe it's a submarine with a face painted on it." The point is, if I kill the first whale, am I technically a murderer?
I’ve learned that you can never judge a book by its cover.
That said, you can absolutely judge a stand-up comedy album by its cover. For example, Chris D’Elia released a comedy album this years called White Male. Black Comic. That’s all I need to know. Thanks for telling me in just four one-syllable words that I can ignore you entirely.
being constantly inundated with tumblr’s brand of passive-aggressive FRIENDLY REMINDERS means that when i see the word “friendly” near the top of a post i’m instantly pissed. you’ve ruined friendship for me, tumblr.
I made this useful and informative video about album covers with hidden images.
“200MillionThousand by Black Lips just has a bunch of lines on the cover, but thanks anyway. But wait, the further away it gets, the more you can see a face. There’s gotta be a better way to put a face on a cover.”
I hate it when Chrome suggests misspelled URLs in the everything bar. Yes, I realize I misspelled it once before. You don’t have to keep bringing it up like I’ll ever want to search for that.
"Okay, dot comm? With two Ms?" "Oh, no, that’s just a—" "Coming right up." [Loading] "Ha ha, did you mean dot com? Like with one M? Hahaha. Hey YouTube! Come here a minute. Check out this stupid motherfucker. Dot com with two Ms. Oh man, I’m gonna remember this one for a while.”