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yokellyyyyy replied to your post: My brother’s friend is selling his five-foot long…

How does an iguana sale transpire without at least a couple questions?

Now I’m just picturing a mysterious guy dealing iguanas in a back alley somewhere. Like he’s wearing a big trenchcoat and he opens it up and there’s just a bunch of iguanas inside. That’s probably how that would all go down.

My brother’s friend is selling his five-foot long iguana for $100 and a part of me wants to throw caution to the wind and buy that thing and a leash so I can take it on walks. But he posted an ad on Craigslist to sell it and he made a point of saying “no questions asked” which I find highly suspicious. Like if this thing only eats whole live rabbits, I am not on board. That’s asking far too much, lizard.

We’re up all night for goof offs
We’re up all night to get lunch meat

Man, that Daft Punk track with Werner Herzog talking for half of it is pretty great. Right? That was Werner Herzog?

and I made fun of will.i.am earlier this year for the same thing, but on the other hand, this song is called “#twerkit.”

I remember a year or two ago, Psych had an episode that prominently featured tap dancing, which was clearly just an excuse to showcase Dulé Hill’s tap dancing talents. I remember reflecting on how, while Psych’s a pretty enjoyable show, it tends to get gimmicky in a way most other shows I like wouldn’t.

And then Mad Men did the same damn thing this week. 

I’ve never been a huge fan of the joke format “[start of a pop culture reference, usually song lyrics] [twist on second half of reference to show you how I’m so forward thinking and please congratulate me].”

I didn’t have any mint juples today, but I am drinking a beer called Fascist Pig and it’s got a icture of a pig wearing sunglasses on it.

I’m too had too many drinks to run the numbers or anything, but I’m pretty suire that Mylute had the highest average finish for the three races of any horse other than Orb. Irute for mylute. 

A friend just asked me to dogsit for his weimaraner for about five to ten days in July and I am SO EXCITED.