March 2012
5 posts
I hope that the frothy mix of lubricant and feces...
Thank you, good night.
I hope, on the day that Rick Santorum really needs...
Bing, Yahoo!, Metacrawler, Lycos, Altavista, Ask, and Hotbot are all down.
I hope Rick Santorum is the guy who drinks a Bud...
I hope Rick Santorum always goes to McDonald's the...
I hope Rick Santorum leaves his pizza in the oven...
and it’s all curled up on the sides.
I hope Rick Santorum gets really into a band a...
I hope Rick Santorum gets out of the shower,
only to remember that all the towels are still in the laundry and has to dry off with hand towels and toilet paper.
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February 2012
49 posts
It's your Deon!: Please stop saying "[person] and... →
death-by-cuccos:
rangerdeon:
sirmattypants:
didyoudrinkmygingerale:
alifepresalted:
powerpuffgrrrl:
cannibalizm:
powerpuffgrrrl:
cannibalizm:
ohaityler:
thealigshow:
allthewhiskeyinheaven:
“I’s” is not a word. That is so far from being a word.
YES THANK YOU
i know you’re suppose to use “my” instead of “i”, but i usually avoid using “person and my” because i never know...
Please stop saying "[person] and I's."
“I’s” is not a word. That is so far from being a word.
Having knowledge dropped on you would hurt
like it if were all at once.
what if you really did look like you were made of...
ray
when someone drops icce cream in your drink you say YES
topical
I said topical.
SO HELP ME GOD I WILL HELP YOU BUILD YOUR BEEHIVE
tropical infrequently used threat.s
This whiskey doesn't say "drink responsibly" on...
IMPLIED CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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I don't trust a BBQ place that doesn't have...
This is the best advice you’ll hear all day.
AV Club: Community will return on March 15 →
“After all, around here this is sort of the equivalent of V-J Day, so grab the nearest nurse and make out with her.”
I’m sure you guys all know about this already, but this is my first time on the Internet all day. I figured this would happen, rather than cancellation. Goddamn, I’m excited.
I wonder what they’ll do with the lineup, though. Move Up All Night back to...
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protocoach replied to your post: porknachos replied to your photo: Beer Me Monday:…
Hey, Fat Tire’s not a bad beer. And 1554’s ok. Why you gotta hate?
More that it’s not favorite beer material. It’s good, but it was only my favorite because it was a break from the usual suitcase full of Keystone.
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porknachos replied to your photo: Beer Me Monday: Just Fucking Going After It…
THEY DO THEY DO THEY REALLY REALLY DO. Some of the Lips of Faith ones taste pretty okay, BUT OTHER THAN THAT THEY REALLY DO.
When I was 19, I was fond of telling people that Fat Tire was my favorite beer.
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How you're not supposed to spend President's Day:
Claiming your country’s president shouldn’t bring his religion into moral considerations.
Claiming republicans don’t do so.
Claiming that your country’s president’s views are inconsistent with that religion.
Claiming that you know what a man who’s been dead for two thousand years would think about modern political issues.
Ignoring what that man who’s...
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Robbie and Shannon's Vamlumtimes Mix →
whiskeyrobot:
Robbie and I made a list of all of our favorite love songs and songs that mean a lot to us. We’ve pared it down to 26:
Origin of Love — Hedwig and the Angry Inch You Send Me — Aretha Franklin Pamphleteer — The Weakerthans Slow Show — The National Every Thug Needs a Lady — Alkaline Trio Me and the Bean — Spoon The Book of Love — The Magnetic Fields Replay — Iyaz These Arms of...
Man, I just dropped a whole bunch of reasons to...
I FUCKING DARE YOU.
Vamlumtimes.
Age 8: Mandatory Valentines exchange. Give out Garfield-themed Valentines. Dead silence. Age 9: Mandatory Valentines exchange. Give out James A. Garfield-themed Valentines. Class hero. Age 12: Friend unable to buy a rose through a Student Council program coerces me to buy the rose for his love interest on his behalf. Accidentally send it to the wrong person, who recognizes my handwriting. Girl...
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liquidiousfleshbag replied to your photo: Still Monday. Still Gumball Head.
Best photo reply possible.
“It really is horrifying that Kanye West got not only more flack, but a worse...”
– vuhnessah (via youveescaped)
So very, very on the money.
(via imathers)
I just want this quote everywhere forever until it’s not true anymore
(via goodbyemisery)
I’m really tempted to say something about how this is the best quote about this year’s Grammys of all—no, I’m...
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Step 1: Beat up woman. Step 2: Get Grammy.
Congratulations, you’re Chris Brown.
When this pizza gets here, I'm going to sing...
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dontyoucallyourhusbanddaddy replied to your post: If the title of your blog contains any of the following words, I will not read it.
What about thethoughtsmusingsandreflectionsofcallingyourhusbanddaddy.tumblr.com?
Don’t you dare.
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If the title of your blog contains any of the...
Thoughts
Musings
Reflections
If you feel the need to tell me you have something to say, in fact, tells me that you have very little to say.
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heronqueenblues:
airpunchingacademic reblogged your post: people seem to be confusing the idea…
Except a) She’d done it before b) He’d told her her would do it last time c) She showed a clear lack of respect d) He…
she was wrong to do what she did! fine! I never said she was an angel!
but that doesn’t make abuse ok!
it’s not ok to abuse your kid when they’re being bad!
this is not...
Tumblr, what is the best episode of Futurama?
abloodymess:
The one where Fry gets worms is pretty great.
Amazon Women?
Where time skips forward?
When Fry becomes his own Grandpa?
Jurassic Bark?
All the other ones?
Sometimes Tumblr lets me reply to posts twice. This is not such a time, but I have more to say.
Top 5, mostly in order
5. The Slurm factory episode. 4. The one where Zoidberg’s looking for a mate. 3....
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Today at work, I discovered an abandoned stereo...
I wanted to see if it worked, so I grabbed some CDs from my car, figuring that if it did, I could just listen to all of them and it would keep me entertained and make the day go by faster. An incredibly simple concept I just realized today. Cool.
The only CDs I had with me, though, were Andrew Jackson Jihad’s Knife Man, Alkaline Trio’s Good Mourning, and The New Pornographer’s...
I gave up on the space race, now I only support...
thrognobonk:
dang aliens, taking our jobs.
Out of all the Tumblrs whose names I consistently mispronounce in my head, Thrognobonk is far and away the best.
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a request
matt-t:
synecdoche:
Do you remember that whole “icing” thing? I think we should start a similar and equally obnoxious trend called “Lana Del Reying” where you have to drink a Pabst Blue Ribbon on ice while slowly twirling around in a circle in the middle of a room.
ON IT
Some dude on TV Tropes just called me pretentious...
FUCKIN SERIOUS SHIT ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW
Can you add a "read more" break to an audio post?
I’ve got some real ass shit to say, but not real or ass enough to justify taking up a page and a half of dashboard space.
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In the car today, while switching CDs, I heard a...
where the hosts were talking about Mitt Romney. One guy said something like, “In that way, Mitt Romney’s like… I don’t know, the guy from the Scream movies. Can’t you just see him jumping out from around the corner with a mask and a knife?” Other guy responds, “Yeah. I mean, has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?”
I have no idea what...
@whiskeyrobot
I made that Spotify mix.
You haven't had a whiskey and cola until you've...
Allthewhiskeyinheaven-tested, Allthewhiskeyinheaven-approved.
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