December 2011
80 posts
I didn't get a message from Tumblr about Missing...
but whatever. I don’t need to be a part of your little club. I’ll start my own club. The Missing Missing E Message Club.
What if we were misreading it the whole time and...
Guess how many laudromats called Tom Laundry there...
Fucking NONE. Come on.
Why did so many bands reunite/make records after...
Is the remake/sequel infection spreading to the music world?
Have record player. Have Beatles album with German...
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nebraska-admiral:
staghorn:
Grumpypants Baratheon: I should have done more research before seeing The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
orgoodbyebluemonday:
If I had known that the original Swedish title of Stieg Larsson’s novel The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo was Men Who Hate Women, which Larsson actually intended to be a parable about how all men are terrible to women and just want to control...
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My holiday card from Mimes came in the mail today!
I’m filled with warm, fuzzy holiday joy. I originally intended on writing a different second adjective there to avoid the cliche, but couldn’t think of a good one.
I just got home from my first Magic draft in 5 or...
heronqueenblues:
I sucked, I didn’t win a single game
BUT
I got a bunch of cool cards and had a good time, plus I got to meet tumblr user allthewhiskeyinheaven and he was cool! also I had a good time and that’s what counts.
well besides the first match, that guy was such an impatient asshole that when I picked up a card to read what it did he started reading it to me
so I gave a douche-smile...
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whiskeyrobot replied to your post: My phone.
Where I should be
Are you saying you intend to suffocate yourself with a pillowcase? With my pillowcase?
My phone.
It was in my pillowcase.
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nebraska-admiral replied to your post: Have you guys seen my phone? I thought I might have left it on the Internet somewhere.
I took a picture of my balls on it.
whiskeyrobot replied to your post: Have you guys seen my phone? I thought I might have left it on the Internet somewhere.
wheresmycellphone.com
I found one of these two things very useful and have saved it for future reference. Any...
Have you guys seen my phone? I thought I might...
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paulhphillips replied to your post: Now I’m having a beer called TROUT SLAYER
This is the most Midwestern post I’ve seen all day today and I live in Kansas City.
I take that as a challenge.
Ahem…
Football. Family values. Nobama. Noodling. Pronouncing “wheat” hw-eet. The Bible. The NASCAR Bible. Aaanglish. I can’t do anymore. I’m trying to think of more...
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Now I'm having a beer called TROUT SLAYER
And I opened it with a FLATHEAD SCREWDRIVER
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This afternoon, I drank with a bunch of...
Well, not all middle-aged women, and the ones I spent the most time with weren’t middle-aged, but that’s not the point.
For my workplace’s Christmas party, we went to this half-fancy Italian restaurant. Not to eat, mind you. Just to drink. Blah blah Catholic schools blah blah alcoholism. The school covered our first two drinks, which I think were supposed to be wine. That...
I'm cringing to think about hearing Republican...
because, even if they grant some concession that we didn’t belong there or stayed too long, they’ll still pretend like it wasn’t a seven-year-long drain on our resources and the most blatant misuse of taxpayer money during the decade. This, of course, from the people who say the solution to the national debt is cutting spending.
My life, summarized:
I just spilled whiskey on my dictionary while looking up a word for a crossword and glancing over at Tumblr to see if there were any new posts.
So the last troops just left Iraq so that they...
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“One of the defendants in my essay question on the civ pro exam was Feel Good...”
– A text from a law school friend.
Don't mind me, just hanging out with my three...
Tumblr deleted all my thoughts. I had so much to...
So I caught maybe five minutes of American Horror...
meaning I’ve seen a grand total of about fifteen minutes of it at different points.
Why the hell do people like that show? It’s the most heavy-handed, melodramatic, unfocused piece of garbage I’d seen in a while. You know how some works use fantasy elements as a metaphor for real-life situations, emphasizing the important aspects of those situations? This is that without the...
What is this, some 2005 xanga.com bullshit?
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Next week, on a very special Beer Me Monday...
Allthewhiskeyinheaven takes a gamble and drinks with about forty middle-aged women… But can he keep his relationship with beer intact? Or will he lose his dearest friend?
Find out next time on Beer Me Monday. Mondays at 3.
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Breckenridge Vanilla Porter with the assist!
douglasmartini asked: I've gone on record saying Christina Hendricks is the most attractive human being on Earth. Solidarity.
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Today's Beer Me Monday brought to you by Sam Adams...
Why didn’t I know about this before?
I considered seeing Young Adult until I found out...
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New Kickstarter Reward: Get Sean from Andrew... →
tallahasseeturnsten:
$75 will let you choose a Mountain Goats song for Sean from Andrew Jackson Jihad to cover and send you the exclusive mp3. Only one song remaining.
I just yelped. For real.
AbeBooks: The Best Book and Booze Pairings →
love-and-radiation:
This is probably relevant for a chunk of my dash.
For the most part, this is great, but James Bond drinking a vodka martini? No way. Get real.
Okay, this doesn't count as extensive Tumbling.
I just saw someone on Facebook say, “Reblog if ur crey.” THE MOST DRAMATIC OF EYEROLLS.
Top 5 Reasons I'm Going to Bed
5. I’ve already talked to Shannon. 4. This Top 5 thing has adequately satiated my thirst for list-making. 3. I have to get up sort of early. 2. I’m sleepy. 1. I just fucking told you I’m sleepy, list. Jesus.
elesheva asked: top five beers
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porknachos replied to your post: top 5 whiskeys! top 5 movies for a rainy sunday! top 5 favorite memories from your childhood!
ugh - agree 100000000% with your whiskey choices [esp. buffalo trace and rye bulleit]. best in show and stranger than fiction are two of the best movies that i could easily watch over and over.
I’ve thought about it, and if I had to drink one whiskey and one...
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kaitlinscully replied to your post: Five songs that represent the increasing state of drunkeness.
I love Sam Cooke’s wholesome party of coke and popcorn.
If Sam Cooke was there, I’d go.
porknachos asked: top 5 whiskeys! top 5 movies for a rainy sunday! top 5 favorite memories from your childhood!
nesbittslimesoda asked: Five songs that represent the increasing state of drunkeness.
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Top 5 bottle cap designs.
I’ve collected bottle caps for a while now. I’ve got a drawer about half full of them and routinely sort through them, eliminating duplicates. So I’ve seen a lot of bottle caps. I like the idea of bottle caps as a sort of micro-medium for art. It can’t be too complicated, because of space issues, and it should be eye-catching and memorable, since it has a relatively short...
I'm really glad so many of you are doing Top 5s.
For a while, I’ve thought about making some Top 5s (probably of the overly specific variety) apropos of nothing, but just didn’t. So now I’m going to. With your help or without it.
okay basically today, north carolina is making it...
dangerousmimes:
whiskeyrobot:
hedgerows:
tidesbetween:
after it has stayed in the shelter for 72 hours
the dogs that fall under this “breed ban” it won’t even get the chance to be adopted
if the owner brings in the dog it will immediately be killed
the breeds in the “ban” are “bullies” ie: Dobermans, Rottweilers, Chow Chows, German Shepherds, Great Danes, Pitbulls, Mastiffs, Akitas...
whiskeyrobot:
I don’t think I really understood until now that I need an A in every class in order to even have suma be an option at this point and ALL, EVERY SINGLE ONE of, my friends is going to get it so if I don’t I will feel just that much more terrible about the fucking D in calc I got freshman year. NOW I get it. I. get. it.
So every single one of you should tell this girl that...