I've Had So Much I Might End This Sentence in Mid

Okay, hypothetically, if you're going on a mission to, say, catch a guilty whale. And while you were catching the whale, you saw something else that may be another whale, and you were like, "What?" But then you thought, "Maybe it's not a whale. Maybe it's a big fish. Maybe it's a submarine with a face painted on it." The point is, if I kill the first whale, am I technically a murderer?

oldtobegin:

gertrudeversuz:

Maria Bamford. 

Yeah, it’s church. 

MY QUEEN

Seriously, it’s about time everyone stopped pretending Maria Bamford isn’t the best comedian in the world.

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    stop hiding behind your jimi hendrix font.
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    Everybody wants to go to Sex Hole.
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    Seriously, it’s about time everyone stopped pretending Maria Bamford isn’t the best comedian in the world.
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    bamford is the best.
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