I've Had So Much I Might End This Sentence in Mid

Okay, hypothetically, if you're going on a mission to, say, catch a guilty whale. And while you were catching the whale, you saw something else that may be another whale, and you were like, "What?" But then you thought, "Maybe it's not a whale. Maybe it's a big fish. Maybe it's a submarine with a face painted on it." The point is, if I kill the first whale, am I technically a murderer?

In the car today, while switching CDs, I heard a little bit of some AM talk radio

where the hosts were talking about Mitt Romney. One guy said something like, “In that way, Mitt Romney’s like… I don’t know, the guy from the Scream movies. Can’t you just see him jumping out from around the corner with a mask and a knife?” Other guy responds, “Yeah. I mean, has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?”

I have no idea what the context was and didn’t keep listening to find out, but sure, that sounds pretty accurate to me.

America: Fuck you.
Mitt Romney: We’ve already played that game, remember? You lost.

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