I've Had So Much I Might End This Sentence in Mid

Okay, hypothetically, if you're going on a mission to, say, catch a guilty whale. And while you were catching the whale, you saw something else that may be another whale, and you were like, "What?" But then you thought, "Maybe it's not a whale. Maybe it's a big fish. Maybe it's a submarine with a face painted on it." The point is, if I kill the first whale, am I technically a murderer?

a request

matt-t:

synecdoche:

Do you remember that whole “icing” thing? I think we should start a similar and equally obnoxious trend called “Lana Del Reying” where you have to drink a Pabst Blue Ribbon on ice while slowly twirling around in a circle in the middle of a room. 

ON IT

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  4. publicfigure said: if we were really lana del reying, you would have to give them a can of pbr, but it would actually be filled with budweiser.
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