I've Had So Much I Might End This Sentence in Mid

Okay, hypothetically, if you're going on a mission to, say, catch a guilty whale. And while you were catching the whale, you saw something else that may be another whale, and you were like, "What?" But then you thought, "Maybe it's not a whale. Maybe it's a big fish. Maybe it's a submarine with a face painted on it." The point is, if I kill the first whale, am I technically a murderer?

Tumblr, what is the best episode of Futurama?

abloodymess:

The one where Fry gets worms is pretty great.

Amazon Women? 

Where time skips forward? 

When Fry becomes his own Grandpa? 

Jurassic Bark?

All the other ones? 

Sometimes Tumblr lets me reply to posts twice. This is not such a time, but I have more to say.

Top 5, mostly in order

5. The Slurm factory episode.
4. The one where Zoidberg’s looking for a mate.
3. “Anthology of Interest, Volume One”
2. “How Hermes Requistioned his Groove Back”
1. “Jurassic Bark”

  1. theseworthlessthoughts reblogged this from diffusebombs and added:
    The… I always cry at the ones...the one where he thinks his brother stole his four leaf...
  2. diffusebombs reblogged this from abloodymess and added:
    Aside from the typical favorites, because goddamn I love Futurama, here are some I like rewatching:
  3. dearratbastards reblogged this from yfox and added:
    GUYS THIS IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT POST. Kimball says, “Roswell That Ends Well,” “The Devil’s Hands Are Idle Playthings,”...
  4. apieceofmine reblogged this from yfox and added:
    relevant and useful since I just recently started watching the show on Netflix with the fam.
  5. allthewhiskeyinheaven reblogged this from abloodymess and added:
    Sometimes Tumblr lets me reply to posts twice. This is not such a time, but I have more to say. Top 5, mostly in order...
  6. allthewhiskeyinheaven said: I bet a lot of people are going to say “Jurassic Bark.” That may have something to do with that being correct. Runner-up: “How Hermes Requistioned his Groove Back.”
  7. sunshadowpoet said: When they accidentally travel forwards in time, but can’t travel back, so that they’re forced to keep going forward. That has to at LEAST be in my Top 10.
  8. psyourtoastisburning said: I Second That Emotion
  9. samhumphries said: Oh man the bee one gets me every fucking time.
  10. bryst said: jurassic bark :( time to cry
  11. motoroboto said: Yes. All of them
  12. swanngangg said: The one with the Holophone. Makes me cry EVERY TIME.
  13. sxt said: “The Luck of the Fryrish”.
  14. corona--graminea said: death by snu-snu
  15. liquidiousfleshbag said: MARS UNIVERSITY
  16. abloodymess posted this