I've Had So Much I Might End This Sentence in Mid

Okay, hypothetically, if you're going on a mission to, say, catch a guilty whale. And while you were catching the whale, you saw something else that may be another whale, and you were like, "What?" But then you thought, "Maybe it's not a whale. Maybe it's a big fish. Maybe it's a submarine with a face painted on it." The point is, if I kill the first whale, am I technically a murderer?

adamusprime:

i love you maria bamford

I think I’m going to have to start an always-reblog policy for Maria Bamford.

(via chrismello)

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    Maria Bamford. Yes.
  4. kingtotoro reblogged this from adamusprime and added:
    Everybody needs to watch this before they die.
  5. allthewhiskeyinheaven reblogged this from chrismello and added:
    I think I’m going to have to start an always-reblog policy for Maria Bamford.
  6. theradioschizo reblogged this from adamusprime and added:
    Maria Bamford is basically possessed by hilarious.
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    Halfway through this christmas special was when...decided she would be my partner in life.
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