I've Had So Much I Might End This Sentence in Mid

Okay, hypothetically, if you're going on a mission to, say, catch a guilty whale. And while you were catching the whale, you saw something else that may be another whale, and you were like, "What?" But then you thought, "Maybe it's not a whale. Maybe it's a big fish. Maybe it's a submarine with a face painted on it." The point is, if I kill the first whale, am I technically a murderer?

How you’re not supposed to spend President’s Day:

  • Claiming your country’s president shouldn’t bring his religion into moral considerations.
  • Claiming republicans don’t do so.
  • Claiming that your country’s president’s views are inconsistent with that religion.
  • Claiming that you know what a man who’s been dead for two thousand years would think about modern political issues.
  • Ignoring what that man who’s been dead for two thousand years actually said about how to treat the poor in favor of extrapolating small passages of the Bible into poorly supported arguments against abortion.

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  3. liquidiousfleshbag said: Everyone knows that you’re supposed to spend President’s Day SHOPPING. That’s what G. Washington would have wanted.
  4. whiskey-robot said: You mean every day, right? every day.
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