I've Had So Much I Might End This Sentence in Mid

Okay, hypothetically, if you're going on a mission to, say, catch a guilty whale. And while you were catching the whale, you saw something else that may be another whale, and you were like, "What?" But then you thought, "Maybe it's not a whale. Maybe it's a big fish. Maybe it's a submarine with a face painted on it." The point is, if I kill the first whale, am I technically a murderer?

I don’t trust a BBQ place that doesn’t have brisket.

This is the best advice you’ll hear all day.

(Source: diffusebombs)

  1. allthewhiskeyinheaven reblogged this from diffusebombs and added:
    This is the best advice you’ll hear all day.
  2. popsnacking said: I do not dine at one that does not have it.
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